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Introducing Ashley Grimes...

born-again ‘Cendrillon’ or Aschenputtel , whose adventures and misadventures we pursue. Her fledgling ‘dropflight’ from the family nest, her adoption by a saintly missionary, her macabre marriage, scattered motherhood, romantic scribblings and ill-starred business ventures, her peace & love adventures, brief stints in the military and other hazards wherein we witness her valiant rise and fall — rise and fall — in a dizzying spiral descent as a baglady.

BAGLADY: Novel by Christina Manolescu, Illustrated by Mary Fitzpatrick. 280 pages, 6" by 9" paperback, 10 black & white illustrations, ISBN: 1-894967-31-3. List Price: $25.00 Canadian.


In a society of precarious affluence, what is one of woman’s GREATEST FEARS? The ‘Empty Nest’? Loss of a Life-Partner? Loss of Health? Loss of Youth? Loss of Beauty? The passing of Time?

In the novel ‘BAGLADY,’ Manolescu trains a dark comedic spyglass on what some perceive to be THE archetypal feminine fear. Witness the many 'sans abri,' the homeless, trudging our city streets in manifestation of our dread.

‘BAGLADY’ is the hilarious, yet somber process of warding off the ‘Devil,’ exorcising the ‘Dread,’ not necessarily voiced, but perhaps deeply and universally felt.

During the fictive winter season, when the plight of ‘the homeless’ truly looms into view, ‘BAGLADY’s dubious heroine, Ashley Grimes, re-enacts the dreaded pageant via this quirky, modern-day morality play.

Ashley’s loves, losses, triumphs, adventures and misadventures remind us that ‘homelessness’ can indeed ‘befall’ anyone. A rocky start in life, significant adversity, a trail of ill luck, illness of mind or body, can lead to the ultimate fall from grace.

READER REVIEWS

• Looks like another lively ride, Iain Sinclair, UK novelist, Author of ‘Downriver’

• Very appealing. It's a memoir that bites back at its own history with every carefully crafted word. It must be read, carefully and thoughtfully, it will stand the test of time. Trevor Lockwood, Publisher, U.K.

• Truthful, witty, her style is impeccable, Raquel Rivera, Reviewer

• I just couldn’t put it down, Judy Isherwood, Publisher, Shorelines, Canada

• This darkly comic saga of loves and losses, adventures and mishaps chronicles anti-heroine Ashley Grimes’s gradual arrival into a ‘career’ of homelessness and vagrancy. A memoir of disenfranchisement and defiance. Baglady is populated by a wild and eccentric cast of characters spanning the last decades of the 20th century, Concordia University Magazine, Fall 2006

• What a wonderful book...Wickedly funny from beginning to end, a hugely astonishing yet believable cast of characters, chock full of devastating psychological insights and many scenes verging on the downright brilliant! Wow! I love it! Angela Leuck, Poet, Publisher

• It is so witty, so captivating, yet seemingly effortless, full of humor and a way with words. I enjoyed the unexpected turns in the story, such a wonderful unique style. The artist truly captured the essence of the book, a prize-winning cover it is! Leila Peltosaari, Publisher, Tikka Books

• What a tough, but varied, life Ashley leads! The detailed "word drawings" of characters and situations are quite remarkable and the poems...provide a stimulating beginning to each chapter. A very well-presented volume...I look forward to your next. Joan Plunkett, Teacher, Actress, U.K.

• It has tremendous energy, Cecile Ghosh, Reference Librarian, Roxoro and Beaconsfield Libraries, Quebec, Canada.

• Bravo for your wonderful book, Manon Morin, Producer, Dialectes Program, McGill Radio CKUT, Montreal, Canada.

• I haven't stopped chuckling, I couldn't put it down; it's a gem, top class satire, and good to the last drop, a joy to read, Jeannette Moscovitch, Culturama

• Loved it! Jack Locke, Writer, Poet, Radio Host, CKUT Dialectes Program

• I'm loving your Baglady novel, a very enjoyable read! Ingrid Style, Artist

• It reads beautifully, and so funny! Cristina Perissinotto, PhD, Italian Studies, University of Ottawa.

• It takes me to new worlds, Leslie Lutsky, Interviewer, Radio Centreville, Montreal, Qc.

• Baglady's...cast of characters are still popping in and out of my imagination. Those people, who you so cleverly "flesh out", are great reminders of persons we have met or of others whom we can be grateful that we never met! An enjoyable, well-written story. Congratulations! Maddy Cranley, Publisher

• A blackly comic novel..Grimes's saving grace is her wry sense of humour...which provides the novel with a disarming thread. Mary Fitzpatrick's soft, romantic illustrations add considerable charm, Montreal Review of Books, Spring, 2006.

• I really really enjoyed...Baglady. You are a very gifted (and funny) writer…the imagery is so textured and wonderful, Gabrielle Maes, actress, singer, playwright, Montreal, Qc.

• Certainly Ashley Grimes bears no resemblance to the perfectly appointed heroines of most modern writing but she touched my senses more nearly. She reminded me of a little girl whistling bravely as she passed so many graveyards in her inevitable march to the street. So many incidents made me laugh out loud but sometimes I felt the tears not far away…Original, fascinating…Surely a sequel is already in the works. Christina Lundrigan, NFLD.

• What a romp! Len Richman, Author, Teacher, Scholar, TMI Institute, Mtl.

• I absolutely enjoyed the book. The perils of Ashley Grimes are related with wide eyed, tongue in cheek wonder and make you laugh and cry at the follies of life. There, but for the grace...go I. F. Tobin, BC

• The main character has tremendous insights…how she fares in another world would be interesting. Richard Tardif, Editor-in-Chief, Montreal Hype Magazine. Montreal, Qc.

• It was a real joy to read. Truly appreciated. Suzanne Charland, Programming Coordinator, Radio Centreville, Montreal.

• A hilarious, finely written and ultimately disturbing tale of downward mobility in the late twentieth century. Heroine Ashley Grimes has everything going for her, you would think: she's smart, sensitive, honest, hardworking, creative...and everything she touches turns to rust. It almost seems some malignant force is at work, ensuring that people like Ashley end up in the trash heap of life... Strongly recommended for all ageing flower children who began their lives listening to the Beatles and believing they could change the world with a song... Ann Diamond, Author of My Cold War.

• Throughout the novel, supporting roles are divine caricatures taken from daily life (mindful of Dickens) that make you want to pause and take a good look around at how eccentric many of us have become in this technologically fraught Millennium. The Montreal setting makes the story even more fun for the locals...thumbs up for Bag Lady...her style is a grand slam success, NAT Grant, Author of the Race Series

About the Author

Christina Manolescu is a teacher, writer and founder of Prince Chameleon Press and the Invisible Cities Network, based in Montreal, Canada. Her published work includes children’s fiction, poetry, journalism, technical writing and translation. An excerpt from the novel ‘Baglady’ was short-listed for the East London, UK, Stories Competition, sponsored by News International, in 1998.

About the Artist

Artist and painter since 1970, Mary Fitzpatrick, BFA, has also embraced technology and works as a digital illustrator. Her most recent public exhibitions were at the Symposium des Arts, Brossard, Quebec, Canada. View her hauntingly magical imagery at: http://www.invisiblecitiesnetwork.org/tiki-browse_gallery.php?galleryId=2

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READ INSIDE THIS BOOK

Ashley’s COPE BOOK for Stepchildren

Autumn, 1968

I should have known it would be a bad day. First, it was the dense fog all the way to the airport. And then, of course, the car heater wasn’t working and so, to keep warm, Father and I cradled a brown paper wrapper of steaming fish and chips on our laps. Droplets of oil oozed from his lower lip as he chewed his way through our impromptu feast. His plump fingers, bedecked in gold and New Age crystals, gripped the shuddering steering wheel. Like some Mediaeval mystic, he strove to divine the inscrutable road ahead.

“Damn!” he muttered, irritable and morose. Of course, he knew, he absolutely knew that the plane would be late. This was yet another gratuitous prediction blithely to ignore. Occupational hazard, I suppose. Unavoidable. As veteran salesman for ZODIAC PRODUCTIONS, he couldn’t resist dragging home the occasional chipped crystal ball, cracked Ouija board, dog‑eared Tarot Cards, or shopworn paperbacks entitled, Baleful Influence of the Stars.

In fact, over the years, Father had worked hard to master the mathematics of ‘Foresight.’ Many a time, I’d watched him crunch the numbers and then sketch his own celestial blueprint on ZODIAC office stationery. It was not an edifying sight. I couldn’t make sense of the squiggly Suns and Moons and Venuses littering his life’s Occult Plan. It seemed to depress him an awful lot though until, with the help of some creative accounting and thoughtful number jigging, he custom-designed his horoscope to suit himself. But there was no sense in finagling the positions of today’s planets in the Ephemeris. What else could you expect on a night when Saturn was in square formation to the Moon? Nostradamus, roll over—Stepmother’s plane was going to be late.

And, of course, it was late. At first, they postponed it for an hour, and then two. So, Father and I whittled away the time drinking coffee in the tea room, laughing greenly about the good old days when I was a pert and sassy young miss who had sabotaged the very short‑lived relationship with his last live‑in girlfriend. He went on to warn me, with a ferocious smile, to be nicer to ‘this one.’ This was my very last chance, or else he would ship me straight home to Mother.

How did Father get custody of me? Well, he kidnapped me one day, guessing that Mother wouldn’t notice my departure for several days. When she did, she wept copiously, cried foul, and tried to engage a lawyer. But she soon ran short of energy and funds and, eventually, was obliged to give me up for lost. The normal day’s work was exhausting at the best of times. Just opening her eyelids each morning required a heroic effort. It was an Olympian feat, a repeated miracle. And when she was up and about, for the first few hours she shambled around in her mind, swilling down oceans of tea.

There was one sacrosanct rule in our house: bring your ragged, bony body home alive before midnight. Mother hardly ever knew where I was, or what I was up to. She spent a lot of time drooling over the otherworldly colours of a sunset or the seductive sheen of a Spanish onion. “Darling—” I shall always remember her calling, whenever she heard me slam the front door and run inside to forage into our near‑empty larder,“—do mummy a big favour and make a pot of tea.”

Father had had a succession of disappointments in his search for a life partner. As he approached his mature, not to say declining years, he decided to go the fool‑proof route. His new mail‑order bride hailed from some mountainous hamlet in Eastern Europe, neither of whose unpronounceable names (bride or hamlet) he could remember. But what did it matter? Zsuzsa’s black‑and‑white snapshot and her ‘curriculum vitae’ charmed him into a state of expectant bliss. She had all the necessary virtues he required. She was young, thin, beautiful and fully domesticated. She scarcely spoke a word of English, into the bargain. Father seemed to regard this not as a handicap, but a prime stroke of luck. Of course, being a salesman wine‑aged in duplicity himself, he had pored over the contract‑to‑purchase before signing below the prominent block letters which promised: 100% SATISFACTION OR REPLACEMENT. RETURN FREIGHT GUARANTEED.

At 9.45 p.m., I wandered into the airport rest-room and scrutinized my pale larval features in the depressingly truthful looking glass. Would Zsuzsa like me, I wondered, or would she reluctantly take me in, a grimy stray, at the tips of her fastidious fingers? To my dismay, I had stumbled into the butt end of a fairy-tale. Perhaps you’ve heard of the swan that turned into an ugly duckling? It is I. The most pampered and adored of children, with gold‑leaf skin and cornsilk hair, had been transformed, seemingly overnight, into a mal-coordinated giant that thumped and bumped into the protuberances of tables, chairs and staircases. And had my very life depended upon it, I could not manage to keep my muddy thatch of hair out of my squinting eyes.

Mother said I was at the awkward age, a fuzzy caterpillar suffering the longest winter of its discontent. Perhaps that’s why my features were still indistinct, a half‑finished bust of clay some artist was puzzling over with muddy hands. My starry eyes had lost their lustre, hidden behind the ugly spectacles I’d acquired last year. And my once‑satin skin was marred by stubborn blemishes over my cheeks and developing Pinocchio nose. Sad to say, I was no longer the little darling I once had been.

When I got back to the airport lounge Father had, at last, located his Beloved‑to‑be. She had wandered into the airport terminal with a scruffy name tag around her neck, trailing behind her the scent of marigolds and looking desperately lost. Her hair, even her skin was rough and exotic, like cinnamon bark. Her dark, angst‑ridden eyes scanned the crowd, and she glanced at me with a hostile air as though I represented the competition; no doubt, because I clung as possessively as she did to Father’s other arm. At first glance, I didn’t like her either. Most likely, the feeling was mutual. I wonder if Father dared hazard a prediction on that?

Table of Contents

Teenager Ashley, about to graduate from high school, finds herself embroiled in her stepmother’s fascination with the occult.

Homeless Ashley takes refuge with a saintly missionary, fervently intent on saving souls.

Ashley falls in love and marries her own Prince Charming, gives birth to a priggish intellectual genius, and narrowly escapes disaster at the hands of a diabolical pair of medical researchers.

After a few disastrous attempts at second-chance romance, Ashley slides into solitary middle age.

Ashley indulges her passion for romance writing and unwittingly becomes a partner in a shady literary agency.

Ashley turns nuclear peace crusader and meets Peace-Warrior Shayne, who wears the Doomsday Clock on his wrist.

Ashley gets transferred to a remote military base, joins a labour dispute, and unwittingly gets involved in a military ‘putsch.’

Ashley buys a crumbling Victorian ‘castle’ and finds herself in a fierce dispute with her resident tenants.

Homeless and jobless, Ashley finds refuge in a decaying synagogue inhabited by the illegally squatting members of the Hemlock Club. Eloquent Socrates, their spiritual leader, tries to persuade them into ‘the ultimate escape’ from their misery.


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